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demon:
i possessed you
me:
get the fuck out
demon:
damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
me:
shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

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sluttymistletoe:

cringing:

is no one going to talk about how miranda has been replaced with a random middle aged woman

if you knew anything about lizzie mcguire you would know that miranda is livin it up in Mexico City while Lizzie has an awesome adventure with Paolo and Isabella, while trying to avoid the evil wrath of Ms Ungermeyer, who is definitely not some “random middle aged woman”
thanks

sluttymistletoe:

cringing:

is no one going to talk about how miranda has been replaced with a random middle aged woman

if you knew anything about lizzie mcguire you would know that miranda is livin it up in Mexico City while Lizzie has an awesome adventure with Paolo and Isabella, while trying to avoid the evil wrath of Ms Ungermeyer, who is definitely not some “random middle aged woman”

thanks

(Source: zigazig-ah, via sailorplu)

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raideo:

sexyandthethief:

my friend told me to watch this cooking video while listening to sad music. so i mixed a little something for you all

this actually fucking makes me cry and laugh at the same time holy shit

(via burgerswright)

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Me:
I love horror games!
Me:
*continues to watch hundreds of Horror Game playthroughs on youtube with the sound low and the lights on and doesn't play a single one of them.*

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crypticnymph:

the pacific rim au of legally blonde though:

elle woods trying to get into jaeger academy to win back warner.

"you got into jaeger academy?" "what, like it’s hard?"

elle woods being drift compatible with vivian.

elle falling for LOCCENT officer emmett.

elle and vivian piloting a jaeger called delta nu.

THE BEND AND SNAP AS A FIGHTING TECHNIQUE 

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tvscripts:

chris pratt does the ice bucket challenge, hilarity ensues

(via areyoutryingtodeduceme)